Tag: Universal Orlando

A Beginners Guide to Not Being an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights: 2022 Edition

Well, here I am, looking all foolish and shit. I was naïve to think that maybe, just MAYBE this would be the year I wouldn’t have to sit down and write this but then the world was like, nah bro, we’re going to be a-holes. I also was silly to think that if I just

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A Beginners Guide to Not to Be an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights (Light): 2020 Pandemic Edition

WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: Are you registered to vote? Check or update your registration at http://www.vote.org before reading on. Use your damn voice and vote cause if you don’t there’s a pretty good fucking chance that we won’t be getting a full HNN next year. Don’t be that asshole. For those of you not

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Halloween Horror Nights 30: Where Do We Go From Here

When I put on my schedule to write a post about Halloween Horror Nights today, I had something completely different in mind for what I was going to talk about. I should know better than to try and plan anything in the year 2020. What a fool I am. Because today we finally got an

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Family Leaves Their Dog In the Car at Universal Studios Parking and I’m Not Happy

UPDATE: I’ve posted a bit of an update to this whole situation in my post “And They Call it Puppy Love” Well, ya’ll, it’s happened. I’ve become one of THOSE people. I had hoped this day would never come but here we are. I’m that guy. You want to know something? I’m okay with it. If

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I’m Just Here For the Beads

I don’t know about the rest of you, but this week I got to ride on top of a giant gator and throw stuff at people. UPDATE: I have been informed that this is a TERRIBLE blog post and it lacks “important details.” I feel that this is a wonderful blog post and an accurate

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Don’t Shoot Me Santa; or, How I Spent the Holiday

We did it ya’ll!! We survived Christmas! It was a struggle to be sure. Christmas Eve sucked. I bartended for the night, kind of. We didn’t have a to-go person on for the night so I was getting the calls and customers. Turns out, for the night, 100% of the people that came to the

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That’s Not Your Boo-Hole Josh!

Sometimes, I’m an idiot. Well, that’s not true. I’m always an idiot. But sometimes I end up doing something so incredibly stupid that I have to stop and take stock of my life and my choices. First I’ll quickly explain what a boo-hole is since it is the subject of my stupidity. A boo-hole is

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A Parent’s Guide to Halloween Horror Nights

We are just 36 days away from the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando. Horror-lovers like myself are just itching for that opening night, seeing familiar faces and meeting all new ones. It my favorite time of the year and the event that I look forward to the most (right up there with

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: Lindsey Lohan Would be Pissed

At one point, some unknown time ago, I said that I would not perpetuate rumors especially when it came to Halloween Horror Nights. It turns out I’m a dirty rotten liar. LET’S TALK ABOUT SOME HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS RUMORS! DISCLAIMER: The following is strictly rumor, speculation, and nothing official. Only when announced by the overlords

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: It’s Gonna Be Totally Bitchin’

My absence from regular updates meant that I managed to fall behind when it came to Halloween Horror Nights updates. For more on rumors and my thoughts on HHN 28 be sure to check out: The World Turned Upside-Down, You Know Nothing Jon Snow, I Guess We’re Talking About Halloween Horror Nights, and Let the Rumors

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