Tag: Universal Moments

Halloween Horror Nights 30: Where Do We Go From Here

When I put on my schedule to write a post about Halloween Horror Nights today, I had something completely different in mind for what I was going to talk about. I should know better than to try and plan anything in the year 2020. What a fool I am. Because today we finally got an

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Family Leaves Their Dog In the Car at Universal Studios Parking and I’m Not Happy

UPDATE: I’ve posted a bit of an update to this whole situation in my post “And They Call it Puppy Love” Well, ya’ll, it’s happened. I’ve become one of THOSE people. I had hoped this day would never come but here we are. I’m that guy. You want to know something? I’m okay with it. If

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I’m Just Here For the Beads

I don’t know about the rest of you, but this week I got to ride on top of a giant gator and throw stuff at people. UPDATE: I have been informed that this is a TERRIBLE blog post and it lacks “important details.” I feel that this is a wonderful blog post and an accurate

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Don’t Shoot Me Santa; or, How I Spent the Holiday

We did it ya’ll!! We survived Christmas! It was a struggle to be sure. Christmas Eve sucked. I bartended for the night, kind of. We didn’t have a to-go person on for the night so I was getting the calls and customers. Turns out, for the night, 100% of the people that came to the

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That’s Not Your Boo-Hole Josh!

Sometimes, I’m an idiot. Well, that’s not true. I’m always an idiot. But sometimes I end up doing something so incredibly stupid that I have to stop and take stock of my life and my choices. First I’ll quickly explain what a boo-hole is since it is the subject of my stupidity. A boo-hole is

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Halloween Horror Nights 2018: You Know Nothing Jon Snow

Well, it was one year ago today that we got the announcement that American Horror Story would be returning to Halloween Horror Nights. Naturally, this morning the social media world was buzzing wondering if we would be getting any announcements today and Universal did not disappoint. We got dates! It has officially be confirmed that

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: Let the Rumors Begin

Some people may think that it’s too early to starting thinking about Halloween and those people would be wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. These are terrible, negative people that you don’t need in your life. Banish them immediately. With the craziness of the holiday season well behind us, the internet rumor mill has already started churning

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A Beginners Guide to Not Being An A-Hole At Halloween Horror Nights

WARNING: There is a fair bit of foul language ahead. Normally I do my best to keep things relatively PG-13 on here but I’m a little bit more than ticked off right now. *The following opinions are mine and mine alone and do not reflect the views of Universal Orlando Resort, NBC or any of

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Chapter Two: Don’t Scream

I’ve been a fan of horror movies for as long as I can remember. Growing up, the genre was a go-to when we were at the video store (I might be old). My sister and I were obsessed with the likes of Alien, IT, Poltergeist and so many horror classics. It only made sense that the

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What Are We Going To Do About Danny?

With just 74 agony-filled days sitting between me and the opening of Halloween Horror Nights. Seriously. This is torture. To make things worse- it feels like announcements about the event are moving at a snail’s pace. Granted- I have never paid this much attention before. Last year, I was blindly aware of stuff going on

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