Tag: Theme Park

A Beginners Guide to Not Being an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights: 2022 Edition

Well, here I am, looking all foolish and shit. I was naïve to think that maybe, just MAYBE this would be the year I wouldn’t have to sit down and write this but then the world was like, nah bro, we’re going to be a-holes. I also was silly to think that if I just

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I’m Just Here For the Beads

I don’t know about the rest of you, but this week I got to ride on top of a giant gator and throw stuff at people. UPDATE: I have been informed that this is a TERRIBLE blog post and it lacks “important details.” I feel that this is a wonderful blog post and an accurate

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A Beginners Guide to Not Being an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights: 2018 Edition

NOTE: Be sure to follow me on Instagram! For more random HHN updates be sure to follow me here! And maybe buy my book.. it’s the right thing to do. WARNING: There may be some foul language. I can’t be sure because I am just starting to write this but who the hell knows where

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A Parent’s Guide to Halloween Horror Nights

We are just 36 days away from the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando. Horror-lovers like myself are just itching for that opening night, seeing familiar faces and meeting all new ones. It my favorite time of the year and the event that I look forward to the most (right up there with

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Feeling a Little More Human Again

I’ve been quiet this past week and for some great reasons I suppose. I’ve just been insanely busy. As it turns out, April is just going to be an insane month for me and I’ve already taken to warning people that if they haven’t planned time with me, they won’t get any until May. The

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Halloween Horror Nights 2018: You Know Nothing Jon Snow

Well, it was one year ago today that we got the announcement that American Horror Story would be returning to Halloween Horror Nights. Naturally, this morning the social media world was buzzing wondering if we would be getting any announcements today and Universal did not disappoint. We got dates! It has officially be confirmed that

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My Apology Letter to 2017

Hey there 2017. We’ve come to an end and I feel like I owe you a bit of an apology. You see, 2016 really sucked. Like, hard. I feel like you’ll find very few people who may disagree with that fact. Even the people that loved it, secretly hated everything about it. As a result,

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I Think That Reindeer Wants To Fight Me

My to-do list is so mind-numbingly long that you’d think I’d have spent my day off working on it and I’m sure I would have if I were a normal human being I’m sure that’s what I would have done. But I’m not. While I’m not a normal human I am sometimes a smart one.

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