Tag: Random

The Return of the Basic White Girls (And They’re Pissed)(But Not Really)

For any of this post to make sense you’re going to need to flash back to this lovely post from last month: “Do You Want Basic White Girls? Because This is How You Get Basic White Girls!” TL;DR: Someone randomly left a case of White Claw on my doorstep and I still have no idea

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Do You Want Basic White Girls? Because This is How You Get Basic White Girls!

Ya’ll we are living in some strange times and just when you think things can’t get weirder- they do. Anyone who knows me knows that I have very strong feelings about alcohol… in that I love me some alcohol… I mean, as a bartender I have a healthy respect for alcohol and all the magic

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To All the Movies I’ve Ignored Before

Hello dear people of the internet, I’m back with another strange wondering because I’ve recently realized that I’ve developed a weird habit… non-habit… I don’t know what it is but I’ve sure got it. Have it? Gotten it? Listen. Words are hard. I was scrolling through Netflix the other day and saw that Kill Bill,

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I’m Much Funnier In Cartoon Form

Do ya’ll remember Bitstrips? You basically created an avatar of yourself and inserted it into comics along with your friend’s avatars. The service was around until 2016 when it was bought by Snapchat and shut down to make way for bitmojis. Here’s my little guy: Anyway, thanks to Facebook memories, I was reminded about Bitstrips

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A Girl Is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I’m Going Home

I have no idea what to write about right now. I have started and stopped this post so many times, I deserve some sort of award. I don’t know what kind of award that would be but I’ll gladly accept an assortment of fine cheeses. Who am I kidding. I’ll take any cheese. Preferably a

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Reasons Why You Probably Shouldn’t Date Me

I’ve somehow managed to make it an entire year without getting just wine-drunk enough to completely throw my self-esteem into the garbage and download Tinder. I’m going to go ahead and give myself a big ole pat on the back because the temptation has been extremely over-whelming. It does get one thinking though, when plotting

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Never Be Afraid to Bloom in the Dark

When in doubt, turn to a Disney movie for your inspiration. For me, this month’s strength came from Mulan. No, not that! This: Just like April, May was something of an insane month for me in some really great ways. While I fell short of meeting some of my long-term goals I have been working

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