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I’m Going to be Urban Legend-ed in a Mall Parking Lot Aren’t I?

This is the story of how I died. That might be a slight exaggeration of the events that unfolded but I’ll be honest, there was a moment of “holy shit, I’m about to become one of those fucking urban legends.” Let me set the scene. I decided to go see a movie after work because

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Do You Even Vegan Bro?

FAIR WARNING: If you clicked on this post thinking you were going to get an insightful entry about the joys and wonders of veganism (is that what it’s called?) then you are very much in the wrong spot and I’m going to very much encourage you to just go away now because, I’ll be honest

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I Think I May Be Marked For Death, Or I’m Safe. It’s Really Hard to Tell

Y’all there’s a very good chance that I have been marked for possible murder. There’s a better chance that I’m not but it’s all very strange and confusing but I suppose all of life is strange and confusing but we’re just going to roll with it. I mean, sure I could explain my six month

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Finding My New Normal

As I mentioned in yesterday’s ramblings- I’m officially out of work due to the COVID. It’s not a cute little furlough like we had back in March, it’s a full-on layoff. For the first time in 20 years I have no job, no plan, and no idea what’s coming next. Strangely- I’m kinda okay with

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I’m a Terrible Influence on My Virtual Friends

So… I, like much of humanity, have become obsessed with Animal Crossing. I really never saw this coming. But the problem is I’m starting to become a horrible influence on my villagers in the most innocent way possible… if that’s even a thing. For those not playing (really?) here’s what I’m referring to. Once you

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To All the Movies I’ve Ignored Before

Hello dear people of the internet, I’m back with another strange wondering because I’ve recently realized that I’ve developed a weird habit… non-habit… I don’t know what it is but I’ve sure got it. Have it? Gotten it? Listen. Words are hard. I was scrolling through Netflix the other day and saw that Kill Bill,

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Fall Is a lot Better Anyway

I have to admit that this past summer has been WILDLY uneventful for me. Granted, a lot has been going on but really nothing worth sitting down and writing about. I’ve been working a lot and any down time has been spent sleeping, relaxing and generally trying to be human. At the beginning of the

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Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been

Bonus points if you get the title. I was not a fan of March. I wasn’t a fan of myself in March. Not a big fan of myself right now. I feel like shit. Not sick. Just like a giant piece of shit. Let’s start this over shall we? This has been a really rough

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