Tag: disney world

The Rise and Fall of the 800-Year Old Swamp Witch

It’s Sunday, already? How the ever-loving hell did that happen? This time last week I was freaking out about my book being born into the world and now it has happened! If you haven’t picked up a copy yet, you probably should. You can do that by clicking here. It’s okay, I’ll wait. Things were

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Your Son Just Slapped A Mammoth

I have to admit that originally I was going to title this “Your Son Just Bitch-Slapped A Mammoth” but my blog cross-posts to my Twitter which is followed by a lot of educational professionals and I thought it wouldn’t be the best to put that on my page. I’m honestly not the type to have

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That Banshee Stole My Turkey So I Ate Him

So, if ya’ll were expecting a wonderful post about what I’m grateful for today, you are about to be HORRIBLY let down. Instead, I’m sitting here wondering why the hell my neighbors decided it was a good idea to start setting off fireworks on the golf course behind my house. It’s very safe to say

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I Can Be My Own Damn Valentine

In my 32 years on this earth, I have only ever had one real Valentine and even then I can’t really count that. You probably wonder what on earth I could mean by “real” and why I’m not counting it – I will gladly break it down for you. Sophomore Year, High School: I’m dating

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And Now For Something Completely Different

I’ve been laying hints for a while not about something new on the horizon and I guess there is no time like the present to reveal what’s been going on! I’m really excited to announce that I’ve started up my new business venture: The Hot Mess Press! For a few months I’ve been playing around

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Running Dopey: Walt Disney World Marathon 2017

With the elimination of the half marathon on Saturday, I woke up on Sunday ready for a race. True to Josh fashion, I got zero sleep the night before the race and ended up watching Disney movies until it was time to get out of bed. My pre-race nerves are annoying sometimes. 3:30 alarm. 4:00am

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Arrogant Potato

I have to be honest, I love when people snap random photos of me. When I’m at Disney, I PRAY for Photopass to capture those random moments above the posed ones. The posed ones aren’t real. Those aren’t life. Case in point: Donald + Me + This Photo = Adorable Also…I’m an arrogant potato and

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