Tag: christmas

Don’t Shoot Me Santa; or, How I Spent the Holiday

We did it ya’ll!! We survived Christmas! It was a struggle to be sure. Christmas Eve sucked. I bartended for the night, kind of. We didn’t have a to-go person on for the night so I was getting the calls and customers. Turns out, for the night, 100% of the people that came to the

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Josh’s Random Gift Ideas From Amazon

It’s fairly safe to say that I spend an OBSCENE amount of time shopping on Amazon. This is primarily because it brings me closer to my dream of never having to leave my house again and still get everything I want. I’m not the biggest fan of going anywhere near shopping centers as we get

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Making Christmas

Once upon a time, I was a firm believer that Christmas shouldn’t show its face until after at least Thanksgiving had ended. Many thousands of moons ago when I worked at the grocery store, I was in charge of the seasonal decorations. I have no idea why it fell to me but I actually enjoyed

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All I Want For Christmas Is the Flu… Apparently

Did Christmas happen? I wouldn’t know. I slept through it. I had the absolute pleasure of hosting the flu virus this holiday season which managed to knock me on my ass from Friday until today-ish. I have done a lot of sleeping but I also needed to work so it made recovery very difficult. My

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If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say…

It has been quite the week. I have recently discovered that I have simply become a vampire. Not one of those shiny, emo ones. No. One of those “what does the sun even look like” ones. My sleep cycle has complete reset itself to being up until the sun rises and then sleeping through most

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What’s Your Favorite Christmas Movie?

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for a giant goat creature that will DEVOUR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! Wait. What? Ok. So it’s Christmas Eve and everyone is getting ready for the big day. Last minute shopping. Traveling. Cooking. All of it is happening. The

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