Tag: blogger life

Scandal on the High Seas; or, My Perfect Day at CocoCay

Y’all if you ever want to wildly scandalize an entire cruise ship from your fellow passengers right through the captain of the ship- you should skip out on visit CocoCay. I should mention that I highly doubt that Captain Gus really cared whether I got off the ship in CocoCay but I’d like to believe

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Hey, Philippines… You Good Fam?

I’m fairly certain that if I were any other human being, I would have been excited by the series of notifications I got from WordPress last week. For the record, my blog here is hosted by WordPress. Hosted as in where I pay for my blog to live. They don’t give me free blog. Well

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BOAT! BOAT! BOAT! I’M ON A BOAT!

Let us flash back January 15, 2020 when I had a complete mental breakdown and booked a cruise to “celebrate*” my 35th birthday. I was pumped and wouldn’t shut up about it. I even wrote a post about how much I was planning to be as obnoxious as possible about it. Nothing is worse than

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This is Supposed to be Fun, Right?

I have, admittedly, been on the struggle bus when it comes to finding what my own personal “new normal” looks like. You’d think that after a year of adapting to all the fun new buzzwords that I personally can’t wait to never hear again. These include (but are not limited to): Social Distancing, Quarantine, Lockdown,

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The Return of the Basic White Girls (And They’re Pissed)(But Not Really)

For any of this post to make sense you’re going to need to flash back to this lovely post from last month: “Do You Want Basic White Girls? Because This is How You Get Basic White Girls!” TL;DR: Someone randomly left a case of White Claw on my doorstep and I still have no idea

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Do You Want Basic White Girls? Because This is How You Get Basic White Girls!

Ya’ll we are living in some strange times and just when you think things can’t get weirder- they do. Anyone who knows me knows that I have very strong feelings about alcohol… in that I love me some alcohol… I mean, as a bartender I have a healthy respect for alcohol and all the magic

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Am I Going to Have to Fight That Lady

Well ya’ll it has been quite the month. I keep starting up posts and getting, like, a paragraph in and then getting distracted by things like life and work and less than exciting things like that. I had a sort of day off today in that I only had to work a few hours this

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To Blog, or Not to Blog? That Is the Question

MY VACATION IS COMING MY VACATION IS COMING!!! If I’m being real, I’m honestly really excited about seeing my sister. I honestly can’t remember the last time I saw her and my best guess is that it was sometime around November of 2015. I would like to pretend there’s no way that could be right

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Never Be Afraid to Bloom in the Dark

When in doubt, turn to a Disney movie for your inspiration. For me, this month’s strength came from Mulan. No, not that! This: Just like April, May was something of an insane month for me in some really great ways. While I fell short of meeting some of my long-term goals I have been working

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Cracks in the Crystal Ball

For anyone wondering how the month is going- it’s 1:30 in the afternoon and I’m eating a pint of Ben & Jerrys for what is essentially my breakfast and lunch. Ok, things aren’t that bad… I mean the Ben & Jerry’s part is totally true. I’d say, I regret nothing but I just finished the

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