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The Rise and Fall of the 800-Year Old Swamp Witch

It’s Sunday, already? How the ever-loving hell did that happen? This time last week I was freaking out about my book being born into the world and now it has happened! If you haven’t picked up a copy yet, you probably should. You can do that by clicking here. It’s okay, I’ll wait. Things were

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I’m Not Freaking Out, You’re Freaking Out

Okay. Hi. I totally promise I’m not dead, though sometimes it totally feels like it. The past couple weeks have been a whirlwind and it’s so hard to be able to keep on top of everything that needs to be done. I honestly don’t know how so-called “social media moguls” keep up with it all.

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We’re In The Endgame Now

Ya’ll. I am beyond thrilled to say that we are less than a month away from my book “You’re Doing It Wrong” coming out. For anyone REALLY keeping track, that magical day is just 24 days away! You probably have it marked on your calendar already but if not go ahead and circle May 14th

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I Finally Did Something Right, It Only Took Ten Years

Ya’ll I’m gonna be honest in saying this is the most exciting blog post I think I’ll ever write. Unless I get invited onto the Ellen Degeneres show in which case I’m just going to upload a video of me screaming until I pass out. So we all have that to look forward to. So

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You’re Doing It Wrong: Til It Happens to You

UPDATE: “You’re Doing It Wrong” is now available on Amazon or wherever books are sold! Click here to buy. Okay ya’ll, take a seat because we’re going to do some real talk here and this one is not easy for me. I am posting here, what will likely be the last sneak preview of my new

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Freefalling into the Abyss

Well I have some damn exciting news. Are you ready? I’m almost done with my book! I mean, this would all be more exciting if I said I was actually done with the book but I’m struggling with the last chapter that needs to be written and I’m surprised there’s any hair left on my

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You’re Doing It Wrong: Hands

UPDATE: “You’re Doing It Wrong” is now available on Amazon or wherever books are sold! Click here to buy. How about a sneak preview?! In real time, I’m on the final full day of my cruise. Hopefully I’m on the pool deck with a drink in my hand and not a care in the world. Reality,

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My Apology Letter to 2017

Hey there 2017. We’ve come to an end and I feel like I owe you a bit of an apology. You see, 2016 really sucked. Like, hard. I feel like you’ll find very few people who may disagree with that fact. Even the people that loved it, secretly hated everything about it. As a result,

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You’re Doing It Wrong: Bad Luck & Hard Love

UPDATE: “You’re Doing It Wrong” is now available on Amazon or wherever books are sold! Click here to buy. Last night I gave my Instagram followers a chance to vote on which chapter from my upcoming book I should post. It was between what you see here and “Everybody Poops.” After 9 hours of voting it

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I’m Like the Beyoncé of Books

Ok. Do ya’ll remember that time when Beyoncé was like “I’m gonna go ahead and drop an album with no warning whatsoever?” Well, I just pretty much did the same thing. Not too long ago I got the idea for a book. Not the one I’ve been working on like a maniac. A different one.

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