Category: Universal Moments

A Beginners Guide to Not Being an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights: 2022 Edition

Well, here I am, looking all foolish and shit. I was naïve to think that maybe, just MAYBE this would be the year I wouldn’t have to sit down and write this but then the world was like, nah bro, we’re going to be a-holes. I also was silly to think that if I just

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A Beginners Guide to Not to Be an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights (Light): 2020 Pandemic Edition

WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: Are you registered to vote? Check or update your registration at http://www.vote.org before reading on. Use your damn voice and vote cause if you don’t there’s a pretty good fucking chance that we won’t be getting a full HNN next year. Don’t be that asshole. For those of you not

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Halloween Horror Nights 30: Where Do We Go From Here

When I put on my schedule to write a post about Halloween Horror Nights today, I had something completely different in mind for what I was going to talk about. I should know better than to try and plan anything in the year 2020. What a fool I am. Because today we finally got an

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Halloween Horror Nights 29: Let’s Get Totally Spooky

I have yet to make mention of Halloween Horror Nights once on this blog in 2019 and I feel like I deserve some kind of medal for that. Or not. I’m not sure how medals work. This isn’t a Halloween Horror Nights blog though I’m sure sometimes it feels that way, especially since it’s the

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I’m Just Here For the Beads

I don’t know about the rest of you, but this week I got to ride on top of a giant gator and throw stuff at people. UPDATE: I have been informed that this is a TERRIBLE blog post and it lacks “important details.” I feel that this is a wonderful blog post and an accurate

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I Like That Barrel, That Is a Nice Barrel

Hello. My name is Josh Gunderson and I have an ongoing feud with a barrel. Reality is, my continued ability to make a fool of myself in public is astonishing and it’s a shock anyone allows me out of the house… granted, I do stupid things at home. Honestly, I don’t understand why I haven’t

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For the Love of Villains

Let’s flash back to 2016, shall we. It was not the best of years for just about anyone and I was looking forward to escaping into the world of Halloween Horror Nights, albeit a little bit nervous. I was having a hard time being in crowded places. I was making small trips to Disney here

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That’s Not Your Boo-Hole Josh!

Sometimes, I’m an idiot. Well, that’s not true. I’m always an idiot. But sometimes I end up doing something so incredibly stupid that I have to stop and take stock of my life and my choices. First I’ll quickly explain what a boo-hole is since it is the subject of my stupidity. A boo-hole is

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A Beginners Guide to Not Being an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights: 2018 Edition

NOTE: Be sure to follow me on Instagram! For more random HHN updates be sure to follow me here! And maybe buy my book.. it’s the right thing to do. WARNING: There may be some foul language. I can’t be sure because I am just starting to write this but who the hell knows where

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: The Poltergeist Curse

Is it possible that a movie could be cursed? How about an entire series of movies? These are the questions that seem to come up whenever you talk Poltergeist with any die-hard fans. Matter-of-fact my initial reaction to the announcement that 1982’s Poltergeist would be coming to HHN 28 was “oh this won’t end well.”

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