Category: Pointless Posts

I’d Probably Commit A Felony For My Cat Too

So the last couple days have been, for lack of articulate description, fucking shit. I went into my weekend (Wednesday/Thursday) with such excitement and hope, that I failed to see a train hurtling towards me at full speed. What sucks even more is that I can’t even post about it without potentially causing more problems.

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Your Son Just Slapped A Mammoth

I have to admit that originally I was going to title this “Your Son Just Bitch-Slapped A Mammoth” but my blog cross-posts to my Twitter which is followed by a lot of educational professionals and I thought it wouldn’t be the best to put that on my page. I’m honestly not the type to have

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Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

So my tax return arrived on Wednesday. Then I waved goodbye to it on Thursday. Like you do. I originally hoped to earmark the money for another cruise for my birthday but for now that idea is on hold. It’s likely still gonna happen but I had to send money on another adventure for the

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Maybe Whiskey Is the Answer

I should probably remind everyone that I’m not a doctor. Well, if you’ve been following me for a while, you know that I’m not a doctor but if you’re new here, I’m not a doctor. This should be evident in the fact that at the best of times, I have no money and I drive

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I Can Feel the Devil Leaving My Body

There’s nothing like a touch of the flu to really get things going for you, am I right? Probably not. I’m not usually right about things. I got bitch-slapped with the plague this past weekend and it hasn’t been fun. It all started on Friday night when I was feeling a bit iffy at work.

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The Real World Is Less Fun Than I Remember

I’m back ya’ll! Actually, I’ve been back since Friday but I made the terrible mistake of immediately going back to work. Lesson learned- take a damn extra day off when returning from a trip in order to readjust to the real world again. The reality is that I work in the food-service industry and, unless

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I Finally Did Something Right, It Only Took Ten Years

Ya’ll I’m gonna be honest in saying this is the most exciting blog post I think I’ll ever write. Unless I get invited onto the Ellen Degeneres show in which case I’m just going to upload a video of me screaming until I pass out. So we all have that to look forward to. So

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Instant Blogger, Just Add Food

I learned a powerful lesson about blogging yesterday and that was that you should never do it on an empty stomach. I was writing while quite hangry yesterday and it resulted in a very interesting post that I refused to delete and leave alone. I was in some kind of mood and I stand by

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Never Face the World with an Open Hand

I’ve decided that I no longer believe in time. I know that sounds INCREDIBLY odd but if you’ve been following this blog for a while you really shouldn’t be surprised at this point and if you are, you haven’t been paying attention. Everyone in the world is all hyped up about the new year and,

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Freefalling into the Abyss

Well I have some damn exciting news. Are you ready? I’m almost done with my book! I mean, this would all be more exciting if I said I was actually done with the book but I’m struggling with the last chapter that needs to be written and I’m surprised there’s any hair left on my

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