Author: Josh Gunderson

There Are Definitely Ghosts Here and I Don’t Care What Anyone Says

It’s hard to think that less than a month ago, things were totally normal and I could just pop over to Target and buy some toilet paper. I also had a job then. It was a better time. Anyway, before the world went insane, I took a trip to Portland, Oregon to speak at a

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Here’s Why DoorDash Is Evil, Especially During Quarantine

Whelp, here I am. Jobless. As of last night, I worked my final shift at the restaurant until further notice. With the theme parks closed and the hotels closing tomorrow, there are just no people. As a result, hours have been drastically cut for everyone. Some of us were just a little less lucky than

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To All the Movies I’ve Ignored Before

Hello dear people of the internet, I’m back with another strange wondering because I’ve recently realized that I’ve developed a weird habit… non-habit… I don’t know what it is but I’ve sure got it. Have it? Gotten it? Listen. Words are hard. I was scrolling through Netflix the other day and saw that Kill Bill,

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There is Nothing Worse than Me Right after Booking a Cruise

So does anyone else just have a full on mental breakdown and book a cruise? Nope? Just me? That’s cool. The conversation with Ashley-Michelle on January 15th when I woke her up with a phone call: ME: Okay, I’m having a meltdown, do you think you’ll have cruise money by this deadline? HER: Yeah, for

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My Cat Is Prettier Than I’ll Ever Be

I’m not going to say my cats are useless because they are actually pretty good at… being cats. I mean each of them is a wonderful cuddle-buddy on those cold and lonely nights. They’re always around the make me laugh (Guinness is often terrible at jumping onto counters and is notorious for the jumping headfirst

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I’m Just Allergic to Being Alive at This Point

Well fall has arrived in Florida in the only way it knows how- by causing my allergies to render me as useless as an appendix for 24 hours. Congratulations fall, you did that, you did that so well. We’re all very proud. Why is Florida trying to kill me? I never had an issue with

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