Author: Josh Gunderson

Yes, I Have A Tattoo. No, You Can’t Touch Me.

It happens more often than you would think and it’s equally disturbing each time. A complete stranger running their hand along my arm. It just happened last week. Social distancing was just in the infancy of becoming a buzzword and we’d certainly had been instructed to avoid physical contact with others but that sure as

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What To Expect When You Weren’t Expecting

Since I find myself with an abundance of free time right now- I’m working on my backlog of blog post ideas. I’ve been up to quite a bit and there’s been a lot of crap going on- I just haven’t the proper motivation or desire to write anything. Now, I’m sitting in my car at

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There Are Definitely Ghosts Here and I Don’t Care What Anyone Says

It’s hard to think that less than a month ago, things were totally normal and I could just pop over to Target and buy some toilet paper. I also had a job then. It was a better time. Anyway, before the world went insane, I took a trip to Portland, Oregon to speak at a

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Here’s Why DoorDash Is Evil, Especially During Quarantine

Whelp, here I am. Jobless. As of last night, I worked my final shift at the restaurant until further notice. With the theme parks closed and the hotels closing tomorrow, there are just no people. As a result, hours have been drastically cut for everyone. Some of us were just a little less lucky than

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To All the Movies I’ve Ignored Before

Hello dear people of the internet, I’m back with another strange wondering because I’ve recently realized that I’ve developed a weird habit… non-habit… I don’t know what it is but I’ve sure got it. Have it? Gotten it? Listen. Words are hard. I was scrolling through Netflix the other day and saw that Kill Bill,

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There is Nothing Worse than Me Right after Booking a Cruise

So does anyone else just have a full on mental breakdown and book a cruise? Nope? Just me? That’s cool. The conversation with Ashley-Michelle on January 15th when I woke her up with a phone call: ME: Okay, I’m having a meltdown, do you think you’ll have cruise money by this deadline? HER: Yeah, for

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My Cat Is Prettier Than I’ll Ever Be

I’m not going to say my cats are useless because they are actually pretty good at… being cats. I mean each of them is a wonderful cuddle-buddy on those cold and lonely nights. They’re always around the make me laugh (Guinness is often terrible at jumping onto counters and is notorious for the jumping headfirst

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