I Think Florida is Trying to Unalive Me

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I’m finding it hard to believe that it’s already May. Maybe it’s just a side effect of being so busy or getting older or whatever it is but here we are, five months into what has been…

I actually don’t know. I don’t know how to describe what this year has been so far.

Some words that come to mind are:


At any rate, this year has been something.

I’ve found it hard to believe that anything going on in my life has been interesting enough to sit down and chat about with the people of the internet. By chat I of course mean, I write a bunch of weird crap and y’all do with it what you want.

I’m currently fighting seasonal allergies which you’d think I’d be used to but I’ve yet to adjust to this hell.

I never actually had to deal with pollen allergies until I moved to Florida back in 2014. The first time I got hit with them I thought I had a bad cold. Then I found out I was just allergic to the entire state. You’d think after almost 8 years I’d be used to it but here we are.

I’ve spent the past two days feeling like someone has been shoving a giant, hot probe into my face. I can only assume that this is what a frontal lobotomy feels like.

Instead of making the bad memories go away, it is instead just making a mucus production factory. Also I currently sound like an English Bulldog when I breath so I’ve never felt more attractive.

To add insult to injury, I have been without air conditioning this week, which has been its own twisted adventure. Because of the lack of cool air, I’ve had my windows open and the big tree outside my bedroom window has been more than happy to send its tree babies into the house and right up my nose.

So, that’s what I’ve been up to.

I have been brainstorming things to write and post about. I’ve actually missed sitting down and blogging, but, again, I haven’t felt like anything interesting has been going on. But I’m working on it. I hope everyone is doing well and I hope you’re having amazing adventures of your own.

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