By Hi. I’m Josh and it has been 68 days since my last blog post
I. Am. A. Terrible. Blogger.
The worst.
So bad, in fact, that I am handwriting this blog post. Mostly because I’m at a restaurant and don’t want to be that guy who brings his laptop to lunch.
On the plus side, I am being provided free entertainment in the form of a pre-teen boy locked into an epic battle with his mom in the parking lot. Like epic. The police have been called. Two cruisers. I imagine because it’s the only exciting thing going on in town right now.
Keep it classy Burlington, VT.
Keep it classy.
The saddest part about the whole thing is that I’ll never know what the heck is going on.
Moving on.
I have been avoiding updating and my excuses are numerous but terrible. Not enough time (lie). Nothing interesting to write about (such a lie). No one cares (probably true).
UPDATE: kid is in the backseat of his mom’s car. Police are fighting with him. Epic.
The truth is- my last real blog post went viral. Tens of thousands of views and shares all over the world.
How do you top that?
Sure, there are bloggers that get that daily but I am not one of them.
I’m just Josh.
There was a lot of stress about jumping back in because, in reality, I will not always be so profound an thoughtful in my writing. I don’t need to be.
But, for some reason, I felt like I needed to be and my weird thoughts no longer have a place here.
That’s not who I am. Who I am is a guy who has weird thoughts and came sometimes be profound? Who knows.
Let’s not get our hopes up and lets go from there?
UPDATE: The drama outside has ended. Mom and son drove off and the cops are chatting with the restaurant manager.
Who says eating alone is boring?
Avoiding Neverland 