It’s Like a Novel… But Shorter

Someone offered me adderall the other day and I’m starting to think I should have taken it.  For legal reasons… that was a joke? I’ve never actually taken adderall but I’ve been told many times that I should be on it.  Oh, what would my life be like if I was properly medicated? It’s just

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The Elephant Bridge Mystery: Unraveling a Childhood Legend

The Elephant Bridge Mystery: Unraveling a Childhood Legend JOSH’S NOTE: It wasn’t until I was done writing that I realized that this whole story was written far more cinematic than it needed to be. I’ve been doing a ton of writing lately and apparently it’s difficult to turn off “writer Josh” and switch to “chaotic

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The Cat I Didn’t Expect, but Couldn’t Live Without: Remembering Burger

Full disclaimer, this was written over a month ago, back on September 18th. It took me this long to bring myself to finally post it. What’s funny (not ‘haha’ but ‘oh’), when I wrote my last blog post about bringing home Whiskey, the idea of all of my cats’ mortality came to mind and I

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I’ve Graduated to Insane Cat Person (And Republicans Are Pissed)

Whelp, if I wasn’t on JD Vance’s birthday invite list, I certainly won’t be now.  It would seem that the Republican Nominee for Vice President takes issue with single cat owners. Specifically, single cat ladies, but that wasn’t very inclusive of him. For I am single. I have zero human children. And I’m a man.

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So Many Words, So Little Time

I can say for certain that one of my many pet peeves is when someone tells me I have the same amount of hours as some celebrity. We’ve all heard it before, especially when it comes to creative pursuits and telling you that you can accomplish so much because we all have the same amount

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Take Me to the Aquarium and Call Me Pretty

If you’ve been following me for a while, you’ll know that for about ten years, I spent a great deal of time on the road as an educational consultant. It was a job that I deeply loved and had an absolute blast. It gave me a chance to spread a positive message and make a

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Being a LOST Fan Prepared Me to Be a Swiftie (Hear Me Out On This)

Go into this post with an open mind- I’m sleep deprived and possibly going insane. It’s yet to be determined. So, when I was writing my last post about re-watching LOST, I said something that got my mind spinning. I talked about how much fun it was to decode different parts of the show and

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LOST Is Back On Netflix (So Don’t Talk to Me For a While)

There has never been a more divisive topic of conversation in my life than the show LOST. I’m fairly certain that every person that has ever watched it will come back out the other end with a wildly different opinion about what they just watched.  Given that I’m a sucker for a good re-watched and

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The Unhinged Ramblings of a Third Grader; or, My Journey to Becoming a Writer

Every once and a while I remember that Twitter/X exists and I show up like the drunk uncle on Christmas and unleash an onslaught of nonsense only to disappear into the abyss only to resurface at the next major holiday. Last week was an event called QuestPit, a writer’s hype event where writers come together

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Justin Timberlake Forget Tomorrow Tour Review: The Good, The Bad, The Disappointing

I’ve officially (kinda) entered my “Get Out of the House” Era. I’m honestly trying to get out more and do more things that don’t involve sitting in bed or on the couch all day. Today is not the best example but, in my defense, it is storming outside so sitting in bed and watching LOST

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